Comedy Skit

[RedThree]

Simple.
Just go up to a person you hate, and tell them to Frick off, then walk away.
Boom.
Confidence gained.

That or you get decked. Personal experience totally unrelated...

Oh yeah, you might want to put on some muscle first though, completely unrelated... Hehe...

To be fair, the guy waited until I had my back turned.

[nigelninja11]

That or you get decked. Personal experience totally unrelated...

Oh yeah, you might want to put on some muscle first though, completely unrelated... Hehe...

To be fair, the guy waited until I had my back turned.

Fighting dirty.

[RedThree]

Oh yeah, you might want to put on some muscle first though, completely unrelated... Hehe...

To be fair, the guy waited until I had my back turned.

Fighting dirty.

Yep.

[Rogue-Elite]

To be fair, the guy waited until I had my back turned.

Fighting dirty.

Yep.

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gıT gUd SkrUB

[nigelninja11]

Fighting dirty.

Yep.

du u ev3n liFT bRUh¿




gıT gUd SkrUB

I LiFt. I LiFt DiS pEeCe oF cAkE 2 mY MowTH!

[Admiral-Sabree]

That or you get decked. Personal experience totally unrelated...

Oh yeah, you might want to put on some muscle first though, completely unrelated... Hehe...

To be fair, the guy waited until I had my back turned.

That's even worse. He didn't even think he could take you in a real fight.

[Survivor11]

So, I've never been successfully "decked" neither have I ever really "decked" someone. I generally don't physically instigate a fight because I have nothing to prove to anyone.
But here are the last couple of attempts on me:

- A guy tried to deck me after I had beaten him in an arm wrestle...
Don't ask me the logic going through his brain at that moment. Needless to say, I broke his hold halfway and just pushed him away.

- A friend that is on the larger side of things (he's a little heavy), tried to jump on me and floor me in a friendly manner (OK, we were 14... Testosterone was running high, don't judge) and I guess he underestimated my weightlifting capacity?
I stumbled a bit but I regained my balance and shook him off and then we all giggled like the madmen that we were.

Anyways, if a guy is cowardly enough to backstab you, you should've just decked him back.

[GreenSpartan082]

I may have decked few people in my time. One of them was for the stupidest reason. So my mate went to the canteen and one of my other mates stole his drink. I went to give it back cause he couldn’t find it and he tried to fight me over it (still have no idea why). So I pushed him into a table, grabbed him and threw him on the ground in front of all his mates and his girlfriend. This was a couple years ago. He’s yet to try again.

[Survivor11]

Well, there was that one time that a popular dude tried to fight me over me telling him to get out of my assigned seat in the class (we had specific areas to sit).
The guy tried to push me, but I guess he forgot he was literally a stick.
Popularity doesn't help you in a fight if you're a stick figure.
Anyways, at being provoked so outrageously, I kind of saw red (this was back when I may or may not have been working on my anger management), and I threw the guy into the wall.
I say "threw", it was more of a push.
Either way he sort of crumpled and gave up.
Anyways that got us both landed in detention for a couple of hours.
Fun times.

[81Ceta_Deta]

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