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American Commander: Surrender now or face the wrath of this Happy Meal

Enemy Lookout: Am I tripping?

Enemy Lookout 2: Yeah Probably

Enemy Commander: We will not surrender to the likes of you

American Commander: Chefs you know what to do

Team Mac: ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD

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(BOOM)

Enemy Commander: We're losing Where is that bomb

Enemy Lookout: Its on a plane

(Plane Blows up)

(Lookout gets hit by Shrapnel)

Enemy Troop: Lookout Down!!!

Enemy Lookout 2: THEY'VE GOT A TANK

American Commander: FIRE!!!!!!

(EXPLOSION)

Enemy Lookout 2: NO! COMMANDER!

Enemy Commander: (Coughs) Leave me I'm just a Wrapper on the restaurant Floor

Enemy Lookout 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Enemy Lookout 2: TEAM! FIRE THE MISSILES!!!!

Enemy Soldiers: YES SIR!!!!!

(Missile Fires)

(Tank Explodes)

American Soldier: Commander Tank Down,

American Commander: That's It, AFTER THIS ACT THEY'LL BE LIKE TACO BELL, THEY DON'T LINGER, Bomber Time

Enemy Lookout 2: Oh shoot

(BAM BOOM)

(Enemy Fortress Collapses)

American Soldier: We Won I can't believe it


After this event the world returned to normal

Ps: Enemy team was gonna Russia and this would be at the time of the cold war
But due to recent events in Russia I decided not too
I also decided it might not be best to joke about the cold war

I hope you enjoyed this series

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10 Years after the great Fast food war

Crime Boss: You got da goods?

Criminal American Soldier: Here's the Gun

Crime Boss: Time to Assassinate the US Presiden
FBI: ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD!!!!!!

Crime Boss: Oh not again

FBI: GET OUT HERE THIS IS DOMINO'S WE GOT YOUR PIZZA

Crime Boss: WHAT DA!?!?!!?

FBI: OPEN UP TH THE PIZZA'S GETTING COLD!!!!!!!!

Crime Boss: RETREAT!!!!!!!

(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS)

FBI: YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE AFTEREFFECTS OF TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Crime Boss: WHY!!!!!!?!??!?!??!?

FBI: YOU WON'T LINGER

Crime Boss: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

FBI: WE DON'T CUT CORNERS

Crime Boss: HIDE BEHIND THE CORNERS!!!!!!

FBI: WE DON'T CUT CORNERS

Crime Boss: ITS THE END

FBI: YOU'VE HIT THE BOTTOM OF THE FRY BASKET DON

Crime Boss: WELL I JUST GOT A REFILL!!!!!!!!

(Crime Boss kicks FBI)

FBI: HE'S EVIL AND FUNNY!?!!?!?!?

FBI: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!?!?!?!!

Crime Boss: Don't forget to tip your server


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