New Spartan Armors

[Murple]

Let me say again.

FOTUS


I WANT THE UNICORNS!!

I have a solution.

INGREDIENTS:

x1 Spartan Copperhead
x1 toothpick
x1 glue

STEPS:
1. Snap toothpick into thirds, and throw away two of them (keeping a pointy end).
2. Glue onto the Spartan Copperhead's forehead.

Congrats, you have a Spartan Fotus: The only Spartan immune to forehead slaps.

What if you slap from the side?

[JoeFilms]

Let me say again.

FOTUS


I WANT THE UNICORNS!!

I have a solution.

INGREDIENTS:

x1 Spartan Copperhead
x1 toothpick
x1 glue

STEPS:
1. Snap toothpick into thirds, and throw away two of them (keeping a pointy end).
2. Glue onto the Spartan Copperhead's forehead.

Congrats, you have a Spartan Fotus: The only Spartan immune to forehead slaps.

What if you slap from the side?

Then is is no longer a forehead slap, it has become a side-of-the-forehead slap.

[Murple]

I have a solution.

INGREDIENTS:

x1 Spartan Copperhead
x1 toothpick
x1 glue

STEPS:
1. Snap toothpick into thirds, and throw away two of them (keeping a pointy end).
2. Glue onto the Spartan Copperhead's forehead.

Congrats, you have a Spartan Fotus: The only Spartan immune to forehead slaps.

What if you slap from the side?

Then is is no longer a forehead slap, it has become a side-of-the-forehead slap.

What if you slap it with your hand like this:🖖

[DemarcationMedia]

^That works!

[JoeFilms]

You then can't possibly hit with enough force for it to actually be a slap, then it would be a Forehead Bop.

I say this because the Unicorn Horn is relatively wide, and it is also an awkward position to hold your hand in.

But you have brought about an interesting point: Unicorns are not immune to Forehead Bops.

[Murple]

You then can't possibly hit with enough force for it to actually be a slap, then it would be a Forehead Bop.

I say this because the Unicorn Horn is relatively wide, and it is also an awkward position to hold your hand in.

But you have brought about an interesting point: Unicorns are not immune to Forehead Bops.

*Shaves off horn with energy sword* How ‘bout now?

[JoeFilms]

You then can't possibly hit with enough force for it to actually be a slap, then it would be a Forehead Bop.

I say this because the Unicorn Horn is relatively wide, and it is also an awkward position to hold your hand in.

But you have brought about an interesting point: Unicorns are not immune to Forehead Bops.

*Shaves off horn with energy sword* How ‘bout now?

Now you have a Copperhead again, it is no longer a Unicorn.

[Murple]

You then can't possibly hit with enough force for it to actually be a slap, then it would be a Forehead Bop.

I say this because the Unicorn Horn is relatively wide, and it is also an awkward position to hold your hand in.

But you have brought about an interesting point: Unicorns are not immune to Forehead Bops.

*Shaves off horn with energy sword* How ‘bout now?

Now you have a Copperhead again, it is no longer a Unicorn.

What if you slap just above the eyebrows? The horn doesn’t go down that far.

[Survivor11]

*Shaves off horn with energy sword* How ‘bout now?

Now you have a Copperhead again, it is no longer a Unicorn.

What if you slap just above the eyebrows? The horn doesn’t go down that far.

Check it again.
The lowest edge of the horn is just above the VISR.

[Admiral-Sabree]

Ok let's all agree a shotgun blast to the face will suffice.