An Anti bush thread

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Tactics for defeating the bushes.
Using Bush vision
Flamethrowers
Anti bush move 1+2
"Forest fires"
Bombs
Poison

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Anti bush move 1
Drive your vehicle last and turn so all the wheels are on separate angles and pull the hand brake then make 4 different indents to up the roots.

Anti bush move 2
(For small, light vehicles) take the front bumper with the vehicle on full reverse slowly push and watch the bushes pile up.

For the proper effect burn the bushes

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Honestly thought this was a “Stop the Bush joke post” then realized you were just plotting to overthrow Bush Industries.

FOOL YOU SHALL NEVER WIN!!

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Honestly thought this was a “Stop the Bush joke post” then realized you were just plotting to overthrow Bush Industries.

FOOL YOU SHALL NEVER WIN!!
The Critisizer:
Hold my beer!


I think you forgot the infinitely glorious legions of Nargo.
Undefeated, indestructible, unkillable!

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Honestly thought this was a “Stop the Bush joke post” then realized you were just plotting to overthrow Bush Industries.

FOOL YOU SHALL NEVER WIN!!
The Critisizer:
Hold my beer!


I think you forgot the infinitely glorious legions of Nargo.
Undefeated, indestructible, unkillable!
Hold my weed killer

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Honestly thought this was a “Stop the Bush joke post” then realized you were just plotting to overthrow Bush Industries.

FOOL YOU SHALL NEVER WIN!!
The Critisizer:
Hold my beer!


I think you forgot the infinitely glorious legions of Nargo.
Undefeated, indestructible, unkillable!
Hold my weed killer
Could I kindly order six quadrillions of your weed killer?
It's part of the new Nargoian defence plan.
We want to give one standard issue to each active serviceman/woman.
Hence the six quadrillions we need.

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Don't forget Bush VISR!

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2512
Hold my Napalm


Oh wait your on fire

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Hold my Bushes.

Wait where’d you go?

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Hold my Bushes.

Wait where’d you go?
hold my tsar bomba



Oh wait the area is to iradiated to grow anything.


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