Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:08 pm
Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:52 pm
Chuck's a good pal of mine. Darn, he hid his secret identity well.JoeFilms wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:08 pmMaster Chief may have helped UnggoyZealot with some tests, but he's not on your side, and he's not fighting.
How do I know this?
Well, it's simple.
Think about it: This man survived the Flood outbreak of Installation 04, proceeded to single-handedly destroy the ring, he single-handedly blew up a Covenant supercarrier (while flying through space with a bomb, and did you notice he flies straight through an explosion?) He then goes to Instalation 05, kills Regret, (helps to) kill Mercy, goes back to Earth, survived a massive fall, forces the Covenant off the planet, chases them to the ark, and destroys a new Halo which was replacing Installation 04, and this badly damages the Ark.
That's a long list.
Only one man could have done this.
That's right, you've probably figured it out now:
Master Chief = Chuck Norris.
That's why I know he isn't fighting for either side, because if he was, whoever he was fighting for would have obliterated the other side ages ago.
Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:11 pm
Yeah, well I don't know how he multi-tasks so well. Well, I do actually. He is Chuck Norris.