Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:08 pm
Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:52 pm
Chuck's a good pal of mine. Darn, he hid his secret identity well.Master Chief may have helped UnggoyZealot with some tests, but he's not on your side, and he's not fighting.
How do I know this?
Well, it's simple.
Think about it: This man survived the Flood outbreak of Installation 04, proceeded to single-handedly destroy the ring, he single-handedly blew up a Covenant supercarrier (while flying through space with a bomb, and did you notice he flies straight through an explosion?) He then goes to Instalation 05, kills Regret, (helps to) kill Mercy, goes back to Earth, survived a massive fall, forces the Covenant off the planet, chases them to the ark, and destroys a new Halo which was replacing Installation 04, and this badly damages the Ark.
That's a long list.
Only one man could have done this.
That's right, you've probably figured it out now:
Master Chief = Chuck Norris.
That's why I know he isn't fighting for either side, because if he was, whoever he was fighting for would have obliterated the other side ages ago.
Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:11 pm
Yeah, well I don't know how he multi-tasks so well. Well, I do actually. He is Chuck Norris.We used to be great friends, but we don't talk too much anymore. He's busy helping make Halo: Infinite.